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My brother: I can't decide which tie to wear to the Awards Ceremony
Me: So?
My brother: So, I guess you could say I'm in a... tielemma

ilimpingsi:

 

amaerait:

caprisan:

FUCK with did I even look at this so late in the night

Well that wasn’t a good idea

How is this at all creepy. Just some fucking animals with mutations.

conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

gnarly:

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5: please lol

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lets-snuggle:

le biting of le lip. c:

lets-snuggle:

le biting of le lip. c: