My brother: I can't decide which tie to wear to the Awards Ceremony
Me: So?
My brother: So, I guess you could say I'm in a... tielemma
FUCK with did I even look at this so late in the night
Well that wasn’t a good idea
How is this at all creepy. Just some fucking animals with mutations.
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively
and I’ve drawn
A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW








